like, duh,

Teens, an artificial grouping if you use it to categorize by maturity,  are reputed to have achieved nearly instant trend propagation.  That is not news and the four commentaries don't declare it to be.  The speed of propagation is generally attributed to whatever speed the available media supports...I agree.   But no one addresses the question of why, of what might make this pattern so universal.  

This is the sort of situation that invites a dork like me to trot out my theory.  It is much simpler than one might expect from the blurry junk pile of diverging trends that youth, in the memory of extant books and commenters, have picked up and soon enough tossed aside where cultural historians come along to force them into palateable rationales: The stronger that school-of-fish-turning-on-a-dime behavior, the less secure the creatures that are exhibiting it. 

 Herd behavior is an adaptation to the sense of vulnerability.

 

The confidence for genuine individuality generally comes to us much later than the urge to stake out an identity.   Being human is not easy.   Each style-as-badge a person adopts makes sense to them in the context of the moment of adoption.   Being somebody recognizable but not exposed for being too different is a compelling consideration at a certain point in your life.

only experience can blend idealism and realism

Idealism without strategy is a sure recipe for disappointment. Idealism and greed are the estranged children of hope.

Do you suppose they will mind the implied tasks?

If the world were perfect, I could leave it.  Alas!  There is so much to put right.  I will have to have progeny because I sure won't solve all the problems in my time or by myself.

well, that kinda eliminates the love of money

Any love that is not a dialogue is a delusion.

the maddest of crowds

Money is a shared delusion that some people should be more powerful than others, a mildly insane way to digitize exactly how much power you lack.

Madoff was so clever

but did he ever 

notice he never 

felt like he had enough?

But everyone else is doing it....

When asking for trouble, raising your voice is seldom necessary.

Not really the same thing as bliss

It is a blessed state to be so ignorant that you do not even know that you are poor...or it is a sublime achievement.  But if the latter, the IRS will do what it can to remind you of your attachments.