"You are doing a truly expert job of criticizing yourself!"
"Do you realize how good your bones would look mounted in a museum display case?"
"As your investment advisor, I have to tell you that few people realize how important the Republicans are to our economy. What sense would it make for Viacom to buy the Onion if we only had Democrats or, god forbid, Greens in congress? It would put everyone to sleep! Put some of your money in shares of mattress companies...uh and put some of it under your mattress just in case."
"And they said it was impossible to make theocrats look any more out of step with the nation than they already do! Congratulations Mr. President, once again you have proven those cry baby scientists and 'liberal media' pundits wrong!"
Why do we have a man who can't distinguish between a baby and a stem cell,
or between a babe and a head of state,
or between a majority of his citizens and his personal religious interest group, as the leader of the world's first nuclear armed empire?